Thank you Thistle!

“…German Chancellor Angela Merkel has ordered her Federal Ministry of Defense to place over 18,000 Bundeswehr troops under NATO command for “immediate” redeployment to the heartland of the US.

“…Merkel received an “urgent” plea from Obama this past fortnight for these German troops after being told by his US Military Commanders that they may not have sufficient forces in their Northern Command to keep an expected American civil-war from occurring during the expected bank failures set to occur in their Nation in late April and early May and depriving these already beleaguered people of even the most basic of necessities forcing millions of them into relief camps…

“Even worse for the American people is that they are now being feared by their own government officials, including their Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano who told reporters this past week that US W concrned about American citizens or legal residents becoming involved in terrorist plots against the United States…”

The rest of the report…

Ah...apparently that would be the German Army! (A Robert Hefner illustration)